Friday, May 29, 2009

Да, это правда

This is from fucking Pravda. (HT Corner)

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed...

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics...

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world...

These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

...The proud American will go down into his slavery with out a fight, beating his chest and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Music To Ban Bottled Water To

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Up With Cola

Lead and other synapse-impeding heavy metals? In London's tap water? Get outta here.

There better be some sugar in the clear liquid in that bottle, boy, or you're coming downtown.

No. It can't be the lead we all drank for so many years that's making people think this way. Lead impairs learning, and this sort of thing just has to be learned. With an uncountable infinity of stupid ideas out there, the odds are against any one person thinking up something so retarded on their own. It would be a cosmically unlikely confluence of random events for 39% of the population to do so.

No; we all know that a hidden hand, a hidden mover, pulls these strings. Get your flaming torches and pitchforks ready, because I am about to name names.

Clearly the fundamentalist religious bigots at the United Church have been at work, spreading their hideous doctrines through our schools and media. It has gotten to the point where 39% of the population apes their nonsense -- most without even realizing its provenance.

It is time for the United Church and its dupes to learn to respect the rights of atheists and others who don't kowtow to their outdated, authoritarian, patriarchal theology. Hands off our bodies! Hands off our right to choose!

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Yo dude, pass the torch

Canada preparing to pass heroic doobie across the country.

Composed of stainless steel, aluminum and sheet moulding, the torch was designed to evoke snow, ice, skiing and skating, but to many, the metre-long white torch looks suspiciously like a marijuana joint, especially when lit.

The observation has become so common in this city that it's hard to know who was the first to say, "Hey, doesn't that look like ..."

But the torch's resemblance to British Columbia's biggest cash crop was evident right away to Jodie Emery, editor of Cannabis Culture magazine.

"A lot of people come to Vancouver because it's marijuana-friendly, so I think people who already enjoy a joint themselves will feel a little more kinship to the Olympics," said Emery, who ran as a Green party candidate in the provincial election this month.

Let the games begin!!!

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lunchtime Lockdown to Fight Obesity

I grew up in the country, meaning I wasn't one of those fortunate students who could walk home for lunch. Instead, I had to sit in a dirty classroom and eat lunch with my classmates. Well, I didn't actually eat lunch. All those mingled smells from sandwiches and bits of food dropped on the floor rather spoiled my appetite. I might add it didn't make me feel particularly social either.

If the food fascists have their way in Toronto, arguably the socialist capital of Canada, all middle-school students might soon be locked in for lunch because of course, if kids aren't allowed to leave school property, they won't smuggle it in, nor eat crap after they get to leave for the day. Never mind that some of the schools don't even have cafeterias but only vending machines. Next the authorities will be checking everyone's lunchbox. Oh wait, that's already happening.

The Toronto District School Board is pondering a controversial plan to prevent middle-school students from eating junk food: lunchtime lockdown.

Trustees will vote today on a student nutrition report that suggests they will eat healthier if they are forced to stay on school grounds at lunch.

[..] Trustee Michael Coteau, leader of the nutrition task force, said keeping middle-school students, who range from Grade 6 to Grade 9, eating in the cafeteria will build a stronger community. “You can have extracurricular activities on lunch hour,” he said. “You create a culture of eating together and you broaden your choices. It’s just more participation.”

The policy is already in place at Valley Park Middle School at Don Mills Road and Eglinton Avenue. (National Post)
cp: The Broom

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Have fun with religious intolerance!

Burning up the censorship list, "Faith Fighter" is sure please.
Choose your deity and fight like hell!!!

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