Monday, December 8, 2008

On second thought, let's not go there, it's a silly place

Doomsday prophecy inspires brainwashed cultists to break into airport, stop flights.

'It's a bit cold but everyone is in good spirits. Being arrested is a terrifying prospect, but not nearly as terrifying as the threat of climate change,' she said.

Another protester speaking from the bus after being arrested added: 'We are all now in a big shuttle bus having a bit of a party. We are all singing and dancing.

'This is the first time a major British aiport has been brought to a standstill for this reason.'
Can crowd control be outsourced to the Chinese too?