Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Denialism will inevitably lead to the new dark ages

While researching origins of the most recent nihilistic musical phenomenon, collectively know as denial, I stumbled upon an enormous carbon footprint from legendary Deep Purple guitarist, Ritchie Blackmore. The part about 3 1/2 minutes in, when he nearly blows himself up, is pure denialcore.

Blackmore, well known for his cantankerous personality, has most recently been promoting a return to medieval values, as he is now in complete denial of all of modern life's realities - not just Global Warming.

Tragically, Blackmore has become an example of how extended deniallistic behaviour will lead to acceptance of the New Dark Ages which, inevitably, will follow in the wake of Global Warming.


Butch McLarty said...

The dameslin green to the immediate left of Ritchie appears to play a mighty fine flute.

Simply divine.

Anonymous said...

Ritchie looks like the Brave Sir Robin's minstrel.

"He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge."