Sunday, September 10, 2006

A Public Service Announcement from Fenris Badwulf

More of your money is required to save the Slymo's of the planet. Fenris explains why you must wash your jam jar thoroughly before you recycle:

Slymo is now suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. His welfare cheque cannot pay his bills. He needs a taxi to get to the food bank. The shopping mall does not carry his prefered brand of haemorroid creme. His car needs a new sub-woofer. There is not enough finger paint at the welfare community center. The drop in legal center wants him to sign things for his law suit against the city. The cigarettes he smokes do not adequately warn him of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.

I need your help to help Slymo, and the legions of destitute, famine stricken unfortunates that fill our uncaring city. It can be something small, like two thousand dollars, or something big, like the proceeds of a second mortgage on your home, but whatever you give me, big or small, I need your money to help children.

Send me your money.

1 Comment:

Sky Captain said...

Sounds like my kind of town!