As always, I was dressed in black (the NIN t-shirt I got from the show is my fav!) and, as I often do, I made my way to the LCBO. When I got there, there was some scumbag singing "This is not a Love Song" on acoustic guitar out front (don't they have security to put the run on feces like this?). And I thought, "WTF, don't you watch the news? The people of Canada have been rioting in the street against "enterprise" and this pathetic, brainwashed, enterprising piece of shit is condoning "selling out" right in front of the People's liquor store - and asking fucking money for it!"
I promptly grabbed the hammer I stole from the local hardware store for the recent party in T.O. (pay for shit, fuck that!) and attacked this worthless capitalist scum's guitar for all it was worth. I hate that song! I don't want to hear it! FUCK YOU BUSKER!
Well, you should've seen that shit head grovel! It was priceless! And I was in and out of the LCBO to grab my goods before he could send a smoke signal to the cops (glad hippies don't support Rogers cell service - ha, ha!).
I tell you, next time some busker piece of shit subjects you to something you don't like, smash his guitar! Or if you don't like what the band is playing at your local watering hole (if you're so backward that you pay to see live music in capitalist premises), throw a beer bottle or two through the drum kit! Hey, it's not like you're hurting people or anything, right? It's only property and you don't like what he's saying. Hey, if you don't like what he sleeps with, you should burn his bed! If you don't like what he cooks, burn the whole fucking kitchen! It's only property, right? As long as you aren't harming people . . .
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