Wednesday, October 1, 2008

If you don't eat yer tofu, you can't have any meat! How can you have any meat if you dint eat yer tofu?


Global Warming needs a new kind of leadership because "study upon study has shown that awareness-raising campaigns alone are unlikely to work, particularly when it comes to more difficult changes."

People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid run-away climate change, a major new report warns.

The report, by the Food Climate Research Network, based at the University of Surrey, also says total food consumption should be reduced, especially "low nutritional value" treats such as alcohol, sweets and chocolates.
Vice Shift?

Will exceptions be made for jackboots and athletes?
The Michael Phelps Diet:

Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

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