Thursday, August 28, 2008

Penn & Teller's Bullshit: World Peace

"The secret to world peace is money. Trade. Financial interdependence. If I chop this axe into Teller's brain, it would feel satisfying. But then, I've got no Penn and Teller Show. If Teller guts me with that chainsaw, he's got no show either, and no show means no paycheque, and no chateaubriand, and no fancy birthday parties for my children. So for the sake of the good life, we've learned not to act on our anger. Peace is not love, it's something stronger -- it's business."

The other parts are available where I found this, at LGF.