Friday, March 7, 2008

We're Dumber Together

Seen at the Corner.

I want to live in an America where ants and rain never bother my picnic.
I want to live in an America where ice cream and beer help you take off the pounds.
I want to live in an America that is only visited by friendly space aliens like ET and Spock, not bad ones like Predator and the body snatchers.
I want to live in an America where it's never too hot in the summertime and winter always has enough snow to be pretty but not enough to make the roads dangerous.
Not sure whether this is a parody of "Triumph Of The Will.I.Am", or just stuff that would have been included but still found resistance in focus groups and won't be unveiled until 2012 or 2016-ish.

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