Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Carbon Is Staining My Nice White Sepulchre

Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because you travel around on sea and land to make one proselyte; and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as yourselves.


David Suzuki is a hypocrite until the day he walks with Jesus and forgets he's entitled to a bus or a donkey. I believe Jesus is cool because he walked on water; until Suzuki can prove he doesn't fart, he can live the life of the common man he advocates - in other words, leave the world behind, oh hallowed environmental monk, your Blackberry is choking us. Until then he will be criticized as any religious zealot aught to be.
H to the T to the Captain.