Friday, December 14, 2007

Offended Muslim Syndrome

Via The People's Cube:

Following the misery inflicted on Islam by a toy bear that ended up with calls for the execution of an English woman, more Muslims are stepping forward with stories of long-suppressed emotional trauma imposed on them by so-called reality. This has led to the creation of support groups and social networks that help followers of the Prophet Mohammed cope with the agony of learning about life outside of their immediate environment, offering assistance with technical resources, practical guidance, and strategies for early intervention and punishment of those who offend Islam.
Continue reading here to learn more about OMS.


marginalizedactiondinosaur said...

Swim suit contests, honour killings what's not to like.

Elaine said...

Symptoms of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS)
-Irritability, agitation, anxiety at the sight of women who are not fully covered
-Prolonged rage or unexplained killing sprees
-Significant changes in immigration patterns
-Brooding about the past glory of the Caliphate
-Decreased effectiveness and minimal work productivity
-Difficulty in understanding new information without a trial lawyer
-Feelings of despair or hopelessness about the existence of Israel
-Recurring thoughts of death to the infidels


I can't quit laughing, but it really isn't funny, it is their reality, their truth.