Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Diversity Workshop manifesto released


I'm not sure if these folks are a band or a political party but they apparently write music and secret manifestos. Here's their latest PR:

Diversity Workshop have released the hard cover edition of their manifesto "Londonista!" to a select group of their most enthusiastic fans within the traditional boundaries of the Forest City. This limitation on distribution is significant in that it has been ensured that none outside the 1855 boundaries of the city will gain access to this document at the present time. As it is, all that will be made public at present is that "Londonista!" demands city council acknowledge that within these historic former boundaries the Independant (sic) City State of London, Ontario will be established. As a result, council will hand over all governing powers within these boundaries to Diversity Workshop and will vacate all public buildings. These, of course, will be turned into public housing or daycare centers. Yellow markings thoughout (sic) the city have been painted on significant roads which clearly indicate the boundaries of the new city state.

5 comments:

NIAC said...

Sweet. I am going to grab some orange paint, and mark off South London. Anyone want Byron?

NIAC said...

Keeping with the theme of being "out of touch"...how much will it end up costing the city (us) when places like TDL and McDonalds sue for damages under the drive-through law?

I mean, London does have a habit of paying off anyone who bitches about anything, but a provable loss of revenue, business and employment, due to a by-law that makes absolutely no sense? We aren't talking about a proclamation here.

Fenris Badwulf said...

Gotta love that armband ... but shouldn't the armband be green, and not red? More of a greenshirt look rather than a brownshirt? Just goes to show that every aspiring activist should have a uniform designer.

Elaine said...

She looks so young, pretty and innocent. Who would have thought she would so easily be caught up in that Londonista faction.

mariposa said...

you can have byron - i want lambeth.