Friday, September 7, 2007

Bin Laden purchases some glue and tanning lotion

Bin Laden, or some other radical sporting a ridiculous beard and darker skin, cozies up to the left wing extremists with his latest message of peace and love confusion. If only this person had attended a publicly funded school approved by the UN, all would be peaceful on our planet:

According to the transcript, bin Laden says there are two ways to end the war:

"The first is from our side, and it is to continue to escalate the killing and fighting against you."

The second is to do away with the American democratic system of government. "It has now become clear to you and the entire world the impotence of the democratic system and how it plays with the interests of the peoples and their blood by sacrificing soldiers and populations to achieve the interests of the major corporations."

[..] He goes on to call Noam Chomsky "among one of the most capable of those from your own side," and mentions global warming and "the Kyoto accord."

He also speaks to recent issues grabbing headlines in the United States, referring to "the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes..."

"To conclude," bin Laden says, "I invite you to embrace Islam." He goes on to say: "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent."
See also: Our Internal Enemy

cp: Dust My Broom

UPDATE: 27 boring minutes of Osama Bin Laden delivering his message of hate and incoherence.

14 comments:

Bruce Gottfred said...

The full transcript is available at the Ottawa Citizen. Such lunacy! It's almost as bad as a pamphlet from the NDP.

I love how he says Kennedy tried to stop the Vietnam war and was killed by the corporations for it.

eng said...

It's almost as bad as a pamphlet from the NDP.
Sounds more like right wingers actually.

You guys should love his 2.5% flat tax.

Elaine said...

The mosques will be overflowing with ndp/liberal/green screwballs this weekend. Kind of comical that Bin Laden is pulling at their heart strings with promises of the Kyoto accord. They are probably thinking..."this could work."

Convert and we will kill the infidels for you. Cut down on that population control you see as the main reason for global warming.

I have looked long and hard, and I don't think the muslims ever had a leader that wasn't a complete and total fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Bush is leftist. A really hardcore one too. Fascism is just another left-wing ideology.

Now, the leftist president of the USA must be over the moon with joy. I understand that he wailed on Iraq at some length in response to this video. Last July when giving a speech in Charleston, SC about Iraq, he said "Al Qaeda" something like 93 times. Car bombs smell like victory to this guy (victory over other people's money and freedom).

If you're not sure how leftism works, it goes like this: the government causes a crisis, which cause even more crises, which cause even bigger government responses, which ... do I have to illustrate this for you with finger puppets? Bush has the hammer down on the growth of both domestic welfare socialism and military socialism abroad. Every bit of damage he causes will be interpreted to you by the leftist/fascists as the excuse for even greater government control and activity.

So I guess that OBL and AQ are in bed with the leftists. They're Bush and the neocons' bestest friends ever.

P.S. Someone made an interesting point: the CIA alleged that they are unable to trace the origin of the video on the Internet or otherwise, yet they claimed that they obtained a copy of the video before it was even posted. Sounds kind of lame to me, but I guess the media and various government-cheerleading entities a are a little bit too caught up in the fun of a good crisis to actually bring critical thought to bear on this issue (or any other).

Elaine said...

Personally, I don't give a shit what Bush thinks about anything. I am keeping my eye on the hand rocks the cradle. She is who I am counting on to get us through us shit...shining. That she will do.

Elaine said...

...and eng, just save it. The left are a bunch of cowardly whingers. We only let them in when things are good. You can't have cowards in as leaders when things are looking on the. "good chance every man woman and child will have to bare arms." sort of thing.

Could you please pay attention to what is going on in the world around you.

basil said...

Left wing? Right wing? What the fuck!?! I'm ambidextrous.

Anonymous said...

So is Elaine and when she's really in a jam, she'll even use her feet. Very talented, that Elaine.

basil said...

I think mostly with my penis. Wings belong on faeries.

eng said...

Yes, I was mistaken. You guys want no taxes at all. So OBL's 2.5% tax still makes him a "leftist" according to you.

I always love the revisionism here. Now fascists are "the left"? Okey dokey. Did the Holocaust still happen according to you? Was it as bad as generally believed according to you?

The left are a bunch of cowardly whingers. We only let them in when things are good.

Your royal "we" is laughable. You are putting the cart before the horse. The times are good when the "left" are in power because the "left" gets in power.

Could you please pay attention to what is going on in the world around you.

I do. I especially pay attention to places like this, where they claim to be on the side of freedom, but really want tyranny of those who happen to be rich. Rich people such as OBL.

You regularly attempt to classify the "left" as mental incompetents. It is not much of a stretch to have them declared as such and therefore ineligible to vote in elections.

You can't have cowards in as leaders when things are looking on the. "good chance every man woman and child will have to bare arms." sort of thing.

Agreed. That is what we have as leaders now. Strutting and posturing fools, who have never served in a military, sending our troops as so much cannon fodder to die in optional wars. Wars that could do some good, but instead are becoming quagmires. Wars that are run by these same fools, so they do not get concluded quickly but rather linger on and on, testament to the hubris of our current leaders.

Elaine said...

hey eng, I was reading your leader taliban Jack was heading for Afghanistan...cepting' he got delayed coz he had to go hook up with the polar bears in the artic, to see if he could get them to vote ndp.

Leaders with balls go to theatres of war to get a good idea as to what is going on...they don't send their dumber than dogshit women folk, in hopes one of them gets taken hostage, so the ndp can get some air time. Taliban Jack would do anything for a publicity stunt.

The ndp doesn't have any one to run in London Middlesex, and since Bin Laden there has so much in common with the ndp, perhaps you should be asking him to run.

I wonder if Maynard will be wearing a Yassar scarf to try and drum up some votes, as the candidate for LNC did last election.

You know if Maynard, took off his glasses, dyed his hair and beard black, borrowed a pair of Irene's white panties to wear on his head, he would be the spittin' image of Bin Laden.

That would get him some votes among the Fanshawe students.

basil said...

I always love the revisionism here. Now fascists are "the left"? Okey dokey. Did the Holocaust still happen according to you? Was it as bad as generally believed according to you?

Actually Eng, I believe the Holocaust did happen and it was caused by a group called the National Socialists, who made all kinds of claims about improving the lot of the common man (as long as he was Aryan) - most especially by removing power from those evil, RICH Jews.

Of course, by the time Stalin was finished next door, he managed to rid the world of many more millions of carbon foot prints than the dick-tater with the silly mustache.

Yes, I was mistaken. You guys want no taxes at all. So OBL's 2.5% tax still makes him a "leftist" according to you. Wrong again, I want all your taxes - I'm a public servant living in a co-op.

I especially pay attention to places like this, where they claim to be on the side of freedom, but really want tyranny of those who happen to be rich. Rich people such as OBL. Since you choose to use the word "they" with regards to these opinions, as a contributer to this site (albeit rarely) I would like you to find some evidence of my support of the rich cabals running the world - or for that matter any other contributors to this site.
You can argue with Elaine until you are blue (or red) in the face, but keep in mind, you are arguing with someone who comments here but is not a contributor to this site.

I really couldn't care less about whatever fucking label people want to cover their political stripes (ideas/actions) with. As I said, wings are for faeries - fanciful notions about the world. And if you trace the terms left wing and right wing back to their origins you will discover that they were continually changing from the very beginning. I avoid anyone who adheres to these stereotypical labels. I am far more interested in freedom than mass movements.

Indoor tanning lotion said...

He does look much more tan in that picture. Actually he looks younger. Did he dye his beard or is it old footage?

Cheap tanning lotion said...

I wish that someone would purchase a bullet to put through his head.