In the Upper Class Twit of the Year:
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator-Jones, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker. Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket. Oliver St John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards. And finally David Miller, Mayor of Toronto, thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit.
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