Reader Paul Merrifield from London, Ontario submits a free verse and a sing-along contribution so that the London Fog can conserve our precious neuron resources to help save the planet (cartoon via groovygreen).
Paul Merrifield signs off his email with "Doctor David Nutzuki Quote #420," which is a minor variation on the first 419:
Just look at that gorgeous glistening full moon glowing through our rapidly dissolving ozone layer and yet,
"How many times do I have to tell everyone? Read my furry lips: THERE IS NO DEBATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!! Now shut the &%$# up, all of you!"