Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Some advice from Time Magazine

“You could make your own clothes with needle and thread using 100% organic cotton sheared from sheep you raised on a Whole Foods diet”

The Global Warming Survival Guide – Time Magazine

6 comments:

Lisa said...

Clearly, we should dispense with clothes altogether. Think of the carbon savings! However, the shock value of seeing Al Gore nude might create more casualties than global warming and global cooling combined.

Elaine said...

What is wrong with these glowtaridan preachers? They must know if people don't bathe or wipe their asses, they'll get some sort of a clap that will kill off a whack. Maybe that is the idea.

I have a friend who is a nurse and did that mother theresa stuff in third world countries. The patients didn't bathe much, hygiene wasn't a priority. She told me they came in from the hills, with diseases not even documented in the medical books. Is that what the glowtards want to bring upon us?

John Nicklin said...

Apart from all of the pure nonsense in the survival guide, they can't seem to get simple biology right. Cotton doesn't come from sheep, no matter what the diet.

Elaine said...

hahahahahaha, damn good catch John. I kept reading that and I couldn't put my finger on it. Then I was thinking perhaps genetically modified sheep to be covered in cotton. I can just see the stupid citified glowtardians chasing sheep around pulling out their wool in handfuls to make themselves a winter coat.

John Nicklin said...

elaine, GM Sheep? The enviro's would never sanction that.

I read the statement with the same initial reaction, something wrong. I had to read it a couple more times to see the absoute stupidity of it. 100% organic cotton from your whole foods diet sheep. Dumber than a sack of hammer handles those folks are.

Elaine said...

I heard they had some sheep in Japan they would be willing to sell for a good price to the glowtardians. Apparently for the low, low price of $10,000.00 they will ship the sheep, including dog food,leash and collar.