Friday, July 6, 2007

Diversity perps

It is for the failures of politicians and media to achieve any concrete objectives that they must wilfully substitute reality for vague, incontestable and eventually unreal precepts — such as "diversity." Henceforth, no account of political violence by Muslims will use the word "Muslim," except to tell people not to use the word. But…

Hey, who ya gonna believe? The Scotland Yard diversity outreach coordinator or your lyin' eyes?

Unfortunately, Iowahawk's UK Warning: Look Out For People Doing Things is barely satire anymore:

London - British public safety officials today increased the national alert level to "Quite Elevated Indeed" -- the highest category possible -- and appealed to UK citizens to "keep a sharp lookout for diverse people engaged in activities."

"We ask the public to report any behaviors by various people that may or may not be of a suspicious nature," said Lt. Clive Jameson of the Metropolitan Police Service. "We further ask the public to be especially vigilant for activities of broad stratas of people who may be from countries of some sort, especially those within the eastern and/or western hemisphere."

The elevated alert levels come on the heels of a week when London and Glasgow narrowly escaped potential events that intelligence experts say may have been related to diverse groups of people doing things. Initially police had specifically asked the public for information relating to doctors driving automobiles, but that initial warning brought angry denunciations from the British Medical Association and the UK Automobile Association.

"This directive unfairly singles out and targets British medical professionals, a great many of whom are loyal and patriotic citizens," complained Dr. Hamish Meldrum, chairman of the BMA. "The fact that some of the people involved in the recent unfortunate events may have been doctors is totally coincidental, just as if they had been accountants, plumbers, or random members of a deranged apocalyptic religious cult."

Sir Trevor Chinn, Chairman of the UKAA, warned that the earlier directive would "spark a backlash against the British motoring community and promote a climate of fear and carophobia."

On Tuesday, new British Prime Minister Gordon Brown met with representatives of the medical and car communities and announced that the government would henceforth prohibit occupational and transportational profiling by public officials. Brown said further government communications would prohibit the use of certain prejudicial words like "doctor," "Vauxhall," "podiatrist," "propane," "Asia," "drive," "ticking noises," "panic," and "the." Brown also announced the formation of a blue ribbon multicultural community advisory board chaired by Dr. Mohammed Ibn-Yasin of the UK Islamic Podiatric and Car Bombing Club.

In the latest warning, Metropolitan Police said Scotland Yard had set up special telephone and internet hotlines for citizens to report tips of possible activities by other people, including "excessive use of cell phones and computers."

"An informed and vigilant London is our eyes and ears, and our best hope for thwarting these diverse groups of people from various countries and backgrounds and occupations who are engaged in, or potentially planning activities of some sort," said Jameson. But the spokesman also said public involvement should stop there.

"We are asking for vigilance, not vigilantes," said Jameson. "After reporting alleged activities, the public should wait for the professionals, who have the necessary multicultural training and snappy reflective uniforms to prevent and/or clean up afterwards."

"After diversity awareness, our paramount goal is public safety," added Jameson. "As we saw recently in Glasgow, if a well-meaning but untrained citizen steps in and tries to stop a diverse person of activity by kicking him or her in the testicles, he or she could suffer a painful tendon injury."

Nigel Brunton, a spokesman for the British Society of Diverse People Doing Various Things, said his organization was "cooperating fully" with police, but said he felt it unfair that it was being singled out.

"In every group there's bound to be a few bad apples," said Brunton. "Or some sort of pomaceous fruit of some kind."

5 comments:

Elaine said...

You got to love that Alex McIlveen.

The government has the power to tie the hands of the police with their politically correct fucking nonsense. The Scottish people themselves will not tolerate being attacked.

The muslim terrorist picked the wrong people to attack. It is not like here. The Scott's won't be going before some government committee to see if it politically correct to protect their communities from terrorist. People will just start disappearing into the moors.

Elaine said...

Does anyone out there know if London has a plan in place in case of a muslim terrorist attack?

The muslims are just hitting any country they deem as infidels. Which would be any country who didn't demand their females wear rags of oppression on their heads. Canada is on the hit list. I was looking on the city website, didn't see a thing about what to do in the event of a terrorist attack by the muslims.

They should be giving us something, a discount on steele toed boots, or a fire extinguisher.

eng said...

Does anyone out there know if London has a plan in place in case of a muslim terrorist attack?

Right next to the plan for dealing with non-muslim terrorist attacks. There's only a couple of pages different. For the non-muslim attack (such as you might get from the likes of Timothy McVeigh), they deleted the part about calling for the murder of everyone of the same faith as the terrorist claims to be. That way we don't have a call to kill all Christians.

Anonymous said...

Honey Pot, the City of London does have an emergency plan in place in case of a terrorist attack.

You are to report to my concrete bunker near Hamilton Road and Egerton, where I will immediately outfit you with an orange, numbered jumpsuit, steel-toed workboots and an old army helmet.

I will put you in a padded cage and feed you bannas and milk four times a day.

When the "all-clear" is given, you will be driven to your home in a Humvee, along with a complimentary case of Labatt's 50.

Elaine said...

I was just wondering eng. It appears that each religious death cult has its own unique brand of terrorism. Take the catholics, when they use terrorism, they dpn't detonate themselves, ditto for Tim McVeigh. Not sure what branch of religious cultism he belonged too. Didn't hear too much about anyone in his cult dancing in the streets after he did that. Do you know what branch of religious cultism he belonged to?

We are dealing with much muslim terrorism in the world now. No matter if it were catholic, jehovah witness, presbyterian, or glowtardism terrorism, it is best to label it. That way there is hope that amongst its followers that a handful of them will denounce it, and take their cult back to resemble something except terror and destruction.

Islamic terrorism is unique as the killing of others, along with yourself is considered an act of martyrdom. Your family is held in high esteem by the islamic community if you do the deed.

eng, do you not believe it could happen here? It could happen here in London. We have the gm plant that produces armoured vehicles.

I must say it does strike me odd that the muslim terrorist seem more intent on taking out the civilian population, than something that would make more logistic sense.

I suppose that is why they call it terrorism. It is meant to terrorize without rhyme nor reason.