Saturday, May 12, 2007

Creaking news

Rich, poor gap widening
Sat, May 12, 2007

In a bid to reverse declining sales of its rhetoric, "Rich Poor Gap" brand unveiled its Summer 2007 lineup today, with sizes expanding again for the 373rd consecutive season. Spokesperson Myra Hempworthy noted that, while the lack of interest in the general population continues to be a concern, orders from the media are expected to remain strong.

1 Comment:

Mike said...

People are still shopping at Rich Poor Gap?

Those clothes are so expensive and shabby. They look great under those lights in the store displays, and the salesmen are so clever about guilting you into buying, but they fall apart as soon as you get them home. I got my mom a "Crocodile Tear" handbag last year and by Canada Day both handles had fallen off.