Sunday, April 8, 2007

The three plied promise might be a lie


Count the sheets to see if you are eligible to sue your chosen supplier. If not, you can always purchase carbon credits to offset your footprint or cash in on your collected coupons.

On your next trip to the supermarket to buy toilet paper, carry a tape measure so you can ensure you’re on the right side of the law.

6 comments:

mariposa said...

Illegal toilet paper being sold by street hawkers...incredibly funny.

This statement is priceless:
Almost everybody uses the stuff, you see.

Not sure I want to ever meet the people who don't use it. Yikes.

Honey Pot said...

I don't think the glowtards use it. I am sure by now they have went back to nature and wipe their arses using more natural items, such as rocks or scooting across their yards as to add compost to mother earth. You can smell a bona fide glowtard coming before you see them.

Lisa said...

The family mentioned in this article doesn't use TP

Honey Pot said...

I wonder how long it will take us to get used of the many glowtards smelling like ass.

mariposa said...

Oh Christ! Well, you'll have to shoot me to get me to stop using toilet paper!

I would rather be dead than living the way those dipshits are.

mariposa said...

Ok, I checked his blog - they are actually composting their own shit in a New York apartment. I'm going to go toss my cookies now.