Monday, April 23, 2007

Sheryl Crow trades her Cottonelle credits for some athletic socks

The Smoking Gun obtains a copy of Sheryl Crow's performance contract. In addition to a lengthy and detailed request for booze and junk food, parking for 3 tractor trailers, 4 buses and 6 cars is required as close as possible to the stage "but not to be visible or obtrusive to the audience". The elaborate CO2 emitting performances should be enough to set off the hypocrite alarm, but there's no accounting for logic, as Al Gore also has an extensive entourage. Toilet paper is absent from the list, though "8 pairs of 100% cotton good quality black socks (athletic type)", and toilet facilities with hand soap are required:

One private room will be required for SHERYL CROW. This should be comfortably furnished with couches, coffee tables and shower / toilet facilities. One large (team size) room with be required for the Band. It must be equipped with a full length mirror, a sink, private toilet facilities, hand soap, three large and many small ashtrays. Each room should have 2X20 amp circuits. The room must be outfitted with comfortable furniture, coffee tables etc. to accommodate 8 people.
cp: The Broom

1 Comment:

elaine said...

Perhaps Ms. Crowe wipes her ass using the socks, and has one of her people wash them out for her. I can see that being the up and coming new fad amongst the glowtard celebs. No doubt next spring we will see Cheryle Crowe asswipe socks selling on e-bay.