Thursday, March 1, 2007

Global Salvation

Iowahawk lays his healing hands on the biosphere:

Brothers and sisters, now that you have gotten yourself right with Gaia, it's time for you to go out and spread the good news about eco-redemption through the Iowahawk EcoPals Network. Start a mission in your own neighborhood, whether it's Brentwood, Bel Air, or the Hamptons. Hold an oldtime Earth Tent Revival on your front lawn. Let your neighbors and friends know that no matter how they've sinned against Earth in the past, salvation is but one $9.95 mouse click away. Ask me about my new multilevel conversion fee program.
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