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of the Global Warming Party
A spectre is haunting the planet -- the spectre of climate change. All the capitalist powers have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: George Bush and Stephen Harper, Walmart and Ford, carnivores and Holocaust deniers.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as unrealistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of tyranny, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Climate change is already acknowledge by the UN to be itself a reality.
II. It is high time that global warming activists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the spectre of global warming with a manifesto of the party activists.
To this end, the International Panel on Climate Change have assembled in France to deliver their manifesto.
[A NATION OF CARBON EMITTERS]
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
Our epoch, the epoch of SUV drivers, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is increasing measured by their ecological footprint.
The scientific findings of Marx and Engels prove that human beings are responsible for global warming:
All the preceding classes that got the upper hand sought to fortifyStay tuned for the next installment: "To produce is to destroy."