Wednesday, February 28, 2007

London Ontario killed the dinosaurs

Breaking news from The London Freak Press:

According to a study done by a collection of nameless bureacrats found skiving off in Victoria Park, Londoners have been using spermicides since the Sixties. This flagrant spraying has done considerable ecological damage. While there does not currently exist any supporting scientific evidence to support the following claim, the study asserts that one animal has indeed died as a result of over-spermicidal spraying.

"We firmly believe the Tyrannousaurus Rex would be with us today," the head of the study told the Freak Press, "if not for people spraying where they shouldn't. "

1 Comment:

saskboy said...

I wondered why the sperm whale count was way down in London...