Monday, February 26, 2007

Assuaging the guilt over cocaine's contribution to global warming


Maybe the entarte-tainment industry couldn't quite manage to get him elected President, but darn it, they do have it in their power to give the mad Al Gore an Oscar for his sci-fi hit, "An Inconvenient Truth".

1 Comment:

Thucydides said...

Al will be able to fly his Oscar (on a private jet) to his mansion (which one will he choose, I wonder), each of which use more energy to run than a city block.

You all know I will be following his fine example (or for those of us of more modest means, David Suzuki's environmentaly friendly plan of taking eight people cross country in a 40 passenger bus)!