Monday, January 15, 2007

Tom Cruise asks David Beckham to bend over

According to recent rumors, David Beckham, a piece of manflesh who has made millions kicking around some balls, is about to sacrifice his mind and wallet to Xeno. His riches make him a likely candidate to reach the stage where he can regulate his body thetans.

Send Fenris your money right away. The murdered thetan souls are actively being oppressed by wealthy members of the Scientology counterrevolutionary bourgeoisie.

More cash for the cult?

Scientology's chief cheerleader Tom Cruise helped tempt David Beckham to L.A., fueling speculation the soccer ace and his wife may become the church's next celebrity converts.

Beckham said yesterday a late-night phone chat with the "Mission: Impossible" star helped seal his decision to move stateside.

The soccer great and his wife, Victoria (Posh Spice) Beckham, are close buddies with Cruise and his spouse, Katie Holmes.

"I talked with [Cruise] for about an hour last night and an hour the night before," Beckham said at a news conference held yesterday to discuss his five-year, $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy.

[..] Beckham's move from Spanish club Real Madrid to the Los Angeles Galaxy makes him one of the world's highest-paid athletes.

But he said yesterday the money and celebrity status weren't reasons for his move.

"I'm coming there not to be a superstar," he told the L.A. news conference via a live satellite link from Madrid.
Cross-posted to Mitchieville.

1 Comment:

David Drake said...

HA! That post "headline" and pic is quite funny!!