Friday, November 24, 2006

Buy Nothing, Save the Planet by perishing

Today was "Buy Nothing Day", so instead of postponing my purchases until tomorrow, I rushed out and bought lots of stuff TODAY because I look forward to the demise of available goods TOMORROW. If Global Warming is caused by humans, clearly less of them are needed, and that can best be achieved by entitlement rationing.

Buy Nothing this Christmas. Put your neighbour out of a job. The Caribou will thank you.

Cross-plopped at the Mitchieville municipal homepage.