Thursday, August 24, 2006

Prepare to blow thy load

Better to spend life in prison for sowing the seeds of dissent than to be caught screwing plastic by your mother.

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, was stopped Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.


Honey Pot said...

That's islam for you.... you can't whack off or you're a disgrace to your family, but carry a bomb and you're considered an upstanding young man, someone your mother can be proud of. That is one humdinger of an evil cult they belong to.

Pietr said...

I suppose that Austin 'Danger' Powers is also going to convert to Islam?