Thursday, July 6, 2006

Brainwashing Sessions Are Mandatory

Man. LGF.

The luckless inhabitants of Mogadishu are enjoying the spiritual benefits of the Religion of Peace.

The requirement for Muslims to observe the five-times daily ritual under penalty of death was announced late on Wednesday and appears to confirm the hard-line nature of the increasingly powerful Sharia courts in the capital.

“He who does not perform prayers will be considered as infidel and Sharia law orders that that person be killed,” said Sheikh Abdalla Ali, a founder and high-ranking official in the Supreme Islamic Council of Somalia.
In other news from the barbarian frontier, "Englishman" Anjem Chaudhury is not happy that he received a fine for organizing a bloodthirsty protest against the cartoons of that Mohammed person.
He then threatened that a civil war between Britains Muslims and non-Muslims was looming: “We are reaching a situation where the Muslim community is increasingly under siege. I’m afraid of a Bosnia or Kosovo-style reality here in Great Britain.”
Good thing the British people are disarmed and nobody has any guns there, or there might have been trouble brewing.

2 comments:

Brent Gilliard said...

It sucks, but I doubt many Somalis would trade this to have the civil war back.

Here comes Afghanistan II.

Pietr said...

I must ask my friendly local Muslim shopkeeper how the seige is going.
We're always telling jokes and buying and selling stuff, and he always keeps a cold pack of Tetley's Bitter on the back shelf for when I get off work.
I suppose this means Joe and I are now deadly enemies, right?