Friday, June 23, 2006

"Through the power of conjecture"

Canada's greatest Menippean satirist, vise grip on the zeitgeist, writes of the hidden persecution of Insect-Canadians.

The Insect-Killer was spraying unnatural chemicals made from petrochemicals all over some bedding at the homeless shelter. He murders millions of Insect Family groups, billions of insect village elders and healers, every other Tuesday, when the homeless shelter gets its Bed Bug spray. Scientific research yet to be done shows that chemicals are bad and causes global warming, encourages childhood obesity, and exposes Harp seals to third hand tobacco smoke.