According to the authorities, I lied in an earlier post concerning the quality of food consumed during election night. I repent by reproducing the actual menu:
Bug and Bark Delight2 Handfuls Pine Bark Beetles4 Handfuls Pine BarkMix in a bowl, and try to eat the bugs before they crawl out the bowl.This meal is an excellent dietary source of cellulose and chitin, both essential for your athletic colon. The natives of Tasmania who live on this stuff, have never reported a death caused by old age.Mush2 Cups Oatmeal1 gallon water2 Cups Canadian Bran1 bag frozen peasBoil until foamy. Stir in bran and peas. Let cool into a slurry and serve in an old boot and have everyone eat with a communal spoon.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Okay, so what happened?Who won?Is Canada a true Cerise country again?
Fascists (Conservatives): 124Crooks (Liberals): 103Commies (NDP): 29Traitors (Bloc Quebecois): 51Independent (weird off-colour libertarian type): 1More plaid than cerise these days.
Ah.So the Fascists will have to team up with the Traitors and for a government then.Just like old times eh?
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