Basil's recent explosive contribution to the London Fog has resulted in an increase of arrogance and righteousness. Although I have been absent for but a few days, my "relaxation of vigilance" has been exposed as "collusion with the enemy."
A city of botched suicide attempts, alcoholics and Suzuki science:
Party studies in Middlesex County indicate you likely have a problem with booze if you live in the region.
A study that found Middlesex had more people engaging in hazardous drinking than the rest of Ontario has led to a push for policies to control drinking.The authorities are there to help though. Publishing your plight in the People's Press is in no way meant to be understood as ridicule:
"Bill?" Const. Ryan Scrivens says.In London Ontario, thinly disguised good intentions masquerade as rational solutions:
London is using one scourge of the Great Lakes, the zebra mussel, to eliminate another -- phosphorous.And if it doesn't work, oh well .... the eventual goal of universal equality and prosperity justifies the means.