"Since your daddy is teaching you the wrong lessons about right and wrong, you should teach him that fishing is killing and killing is wrong."
Consistent with established 20thC authoritarian techniques, PETA would reverse the traditional hierarchy of parenting — ideologically cultivated children assuming authority over their reactionary parents (cf. Pavlik Morozov). Fisherman daddies are first given the opportunity to be re-educated. Presumably if you're a fisherwoman, you're just a victim of patriarchal brainwashing and you're let off the hook, figuratively speaking of course.
[…] starting on September 24, Fish Amnesty Day, activists will take to the water with their sights on dads who are teaching their kids to abuse animals.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Posted by MapMaster on Tuesday, November 22, 2005