Sunday, November 27, 2005

Fenris Badwulf School for Incompitints

As a white heteronormative male, I have long been oppressing myself by insisting that I develop my talents and abilities in order to work for a living. I'd often thought, if only there were a way to get money just for telling people what a racist asshole I am. Now, thanks to subsidized progressive elitist institutions in Mitchieville, there's hope for me — and maybe for you, too!

The Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence is proud to announce the beginning of its Department of Racism Industry Studies. We now offer a two year certificate in Racism Industry Studies. This qualifies you to be an Activist and shows you how to get social assistance, grants, free goodies, and a six figure job for neither work nor ability!
Call now! Operatives are standing by — if they're not out for a smoke break or taking the day off, or don't accidentally hang up on you.