Monday, October 31, 2005

Want some ice for that?

So, tomorrow, November 1, a Liberal Party judge making a report requested by the Liberal Party will produce a Liberal Party report on the accidental systematic corruption of the Liberal Party. This Liberal report will be transmitted to a Liberal population through the Liberal Party's communication wing, as overseen by the Liberal Party's CRTC front organization.

In keeping with Liberal Party Third World traditions, it is widely expected that, to the extent that certain modest quantities of blame are completely unairbrushable, they will fall on the dead and the out-of-power. The report will be of great assistance in achieving the Liberal vision of Canada, one where the Liberal Party continues to fuck you and your whole family until you are no longer useful and may be euthanized. If it weren't part of this vision, there wouldn't be a commission.

Anyone think it's a coincidence that this report will be issued on All Saints Day?

Yeah, if I were in their position, I'd be laughing at you too.

3 comments:

Alberta Pat said...

Two paragraphs that EXACTLY sum up the pathetic public polity of this country. We'd rather be screwed than change. We'd rather believe the Globe and Mail/CBC than dare to think for ourselves (anyway, it Hurts to Think!). We'd rather pay the highest taxes in the industrial world than risk upsetting the Liberals.

Oh God! What is to become of this once-great country?

Gordon Pasha said...

Never mind Pat, Canada was over a long time ago. God, Liberals are so annoying. Why can't they just confiscate my money and not insult me with their Kabuki commissions?

Anonymous said...

> (anyway, it Hurts to Think!). We'd rather pay the highest taxes in the > industrial world than risk upsetting the Liberals.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/tax_tot_tax_wed_sin_wor
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/tax_com_of_tax_per_inc_tax