Friday, January 28, 2005

Leave your cellphone at home

Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'

This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

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Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

OK, so is it legal to carry and answer this thing in public or must you keep it in your livingroom?

The Master of His Domain....

A Canadian who masturbated at a window in his house won his appeal against a conviction for indecency on Thursday after Canada's top court ruled there was no evidence of intent to commit an indecent act, and a home was not a public place.

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Clark was convicted of an indecent act in a public place and given a four-month sentence after a prosecution that followed complaints from his neighbor, named in court documents only as Mrs. S.

The woman said she spotted Clark while she was watching television with her two young daughters in their family room.

She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police, who said the upper part of Clark's body was visible from just below the navel.

Wait a minute! She called to her husband and they watched "using binoculars and a telescope" for 10 - 15 minutes? Just who are the perverts here? Why is this guy's name being published across Canada and the net associating him with perversion, while Mr. and Mrs. "S" get away with anonymity, yet they are the ones peering into his private home? Should not these self-righteous citizens be considered Peeping Toms?

1 Comment:

Lisa said...

Interesting, I was just preparing a post on this same topic. My title was going to be "Masturbater gets off". It seems January is taking its toll on the London Fog members - no pun intended. Seems to be a theme going this evening.